Monday, August 28, 2023

Crazy ER nurse

before

after

This is my third blog. Here are the other two:

The OG blog: emergency-room-nurse.blogspot.com 
The travelin' Europe blog: retired-nurse.blogspot.com


As you may have surmised - yes, I was an ER nurse for 30 long years and
lived to tell about it, was never jailed for punching, somebody, survived with at least half of my brain left. I think the experience destroyed a lot of brain cells. Har.

So, I retired 4 years, 200 or so days and 7 hours ago. Not that I'm counting or anything(!).  I like to think of those years as the LOST PERIOD of my life. I entered the ER twilight zone in 1989 and came hurtling out of it 2019.  Yes hurdling or maybe spinning would be a better word.  It was like being  in the middle of a hurricane...  The winds would blow me this way and that with an occasional visit to the calm center. That never lasted. Pretty soon I was back in the wind.

I could have been be certified legally insane at the end but somehow I evaded commitment by the skin of my teeth.

On day 1 of my retirement I had one question: WHAT IN THE HELL DO I DO NOW?!!

As you can see I started my ER career, I was a superhero.  By the time I was done, I looked like a crackhead. Yes, they chewed me up and spit me out people.