So you are probably wondering how I managed to stay an ER nurse for years.
Here is the recipe for a long term ER nurse:
A teaspoon of codependence
Liberal sprinkling of adrenal junkie
1/2 cup risk taker
A dash of sadism
A dash of masochism
A cup sales ability
Patience of one saint
The brain of one cynic
Large cup sense of humor
A couple years nursing experience, preferably critical care (optional during shortage)
One pint of calmness under pressure
1/2 nice person
Toss all ingredients into blender. Put on high for 30 years. Take the top off and *poof* there will be an ER nurse, aka a lunatic, in there.
Caution: fragile, treat with care. Keep away from flame.
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